About the
Physical Studies Curator


Insaniac's Cell


Welcome to Insaniac's Cell:
When Insaniac is not working on his research, we keep him here. It is better for all concerned that he doesn't wander about The Lighthouse freely, without supervision. The Guard approaches you. He will guide your trip through Insaniac's Cell...

The Guard's Welcome:
Welcome. Insaniac doesn't often have visitors. He will appreciate the opportunity to meet with you personally. His time at The Lighthouse is usually spent working on his research, and although he tries to avoid it, he will periodically do some updating or maintenance on the Second Floor: Study of the Physical, where he is Curator.

Officially, Insaniac is the owner of The Lighthouse and it's first Curator. I should emphasize that The Lighthouse has grown considerably since its conception and this is mostly due to the efforts of the other two Curators: Journey and Raptor.

"Come here. I want to show you something..."

Well, now that you're here, you might as talk to him. Insaniac could tell you many stories, but that would take up a lot of your time,and besides, we can't be sure which of the stories actually happened.
In any case, when you talk to him, make sure that you keep your hands and fingers away from his mouth.

Who is Insaniac? This is no simple story. Convoluted and sometimes bizarre! Not for the weak of heart.
What is Insaniac up to? He is probably up to no good. If you like the status quo then do not venture here. Insaniac typically likes to push people to their limits. I dare say it's one of his more charming qualities.
Learn about his current research at Indiana University.
You want to hire Insaniac? A wise (albeit brave) move.
His Curriculum Vitae.
All girls are yours! A great moment from Steppenwolf, which by the way, has absolutely nothing to do with Insaniac. Or does it?
Okay, okay. It doesn't... but hey, that was a great book, no?

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'Second Floor of the Lighthouse' & the 'Study of the Physical' should be directed to: Insaniac at magere.com.
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