Collected Humor

First, the most important thing I've learned is this:

A. Never make lists.
B. When you make lists, use numbers instead of letters.

People will write the funniest things when they're trying to explain how they managed to do something stupid. Here are actual excerpts from insurance claims forms where drivers attempt to explain exactly what happened.

How the hell can science hope to figure out what killed the dinosaurs when we can't even figure out who killed Kennedy and we have THAT on videotape?!

Situation Adaptability Evaluation For Sales Personnel

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Did You Ever Wonder...

Since cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter-side down; if we strapped buttered toast to a cats back and dropped it, we'd have a perpetual motion machine since the cat would hover, spinning, in mid-air.

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